It's the Cold Talking, I Swear

I have just realized that I am not a fan of people being individuals. Anything more than a slight deviation from normal upsets me... immensely. People that dress in ways that I view to be abnormal kind of stresses me out. When people speak in ways that are different than myself... my soul shudders.

I like to see myself as the epitome of average: average height, weight, looks, intelligence, humor, heck even my ethnicity is a mumbled up mess (meaning I represent a lot of ethnicities, so I represent a lot of people, thus making me average... kind of a stretch). So whats different compared to me, I see as Oddball McGee. Is it right? Doubtful. Is it wrong? Open for interpretation. Is it me? Yes. Is it normal for everyone to do this? Yes and no (remember I am the epitome of average and normal falls under that category), but since I feel there are more "open" people (fancy terminology for "those that are close-minded to close-mindedness") than "not-open" people (?), then I oddly become an oddity and I should therefore be awkward around myself.

You may be asking yourself "where is he going with this?" and I would answer by saying I'm not really sure. I'm blaming a cold for my rambling. But on a sidenote, don't you like how I pulled that whole observation full-circle? (impressive, I know) Another question may have popped into your dome, "does he really consider himself to be the epitome of average?" HAHAHAHAHA (thats me... laughing in your face) don't be ridiculous. I have self-confidence, though more pronounced in some areas than others. I know that I am really, really, ridiculously good looking. And don't get me started on my awe-inspiring intellect and humor (but you can get me started on that if you would like).

Have I wasted enough of your, the reader's, time? Not by a long shot (just joking). I have nothing else to entertain you with at this present moment. so until next time... stay classy, internet.