Anybody Out There?

I have a question, and a simple one at that... does anyone really blog anymore? Is blogging now an archaic art, such as handwritten letters? Do people only care about the lives of celebrities now? Is tweeting the new blogging? Or are my suspicions correct that tweeting is the most lame modern technology in recent years?

OK, so it turns out I had more questions than I realized. But that's alright, because its my blog and my opinion is the only one that matters here. I will now discuss in excruciating detail my new plan for this here blog (a.k.a. online journal... diaries are for girls). I'm actually joking about the deets being painful, I hate pain so it I wouldn't want to inflict any on anybody else. Any who, I am now determined to be the biggest name in non-celebrity writing (I guess it could mean that i would become a celebrity thus eliminating the previous sentence). My dream includes people flocking to computer screens and reading my humorous musings and declaring me their favorite person in the world (narcissistic much?). I will become a national treasure (I will beat Nicolas Cage down if he comes around me though). Nobody will be able to function throughout their day without first reading my blog first. Its really the perfect plan.

As a result of my future awesomeness (I know most of you are thinking to yourselves, "Future awesomeness? He's already awesome!!!") I will become the new Dos Equis spokesman (I will be the new "Most Interesting Man in the World"). I may even end up co-hosting an episode of Man vs. Wild. I will be offered a cast spot on SNL. I will be the international face of success. And I will date only the most beautiful girls in the entire world, of course... thats a given.

And that is how I will have gone from the most famous non-celebrity to the most famous celebrity. This post will act as "Step #1" in my fame seeking journey. Those few that read this will be able to tell their grandchildren about it someday (it may also become a national/international holiday... but that decision is really out of my hands).

I give it a couple of days to fully realize the dream set out in this post. So, I will write again when I am famous... late peeps.